The Ghost Who Sits Beside Me

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

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breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

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indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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high-functioningginger:

The angel Gabriel said unto his fallen brother, Lucifer “Though thou art my brother and I love you well, thou art nothing but a sack of loins”

And the fallen angel Lucifer was much enraged. 

Chuck 5:19

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minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

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mondoleon:

guten tag

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

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jaclcfrost:

the age to stop trick-or-treating

• there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
• never stop because of your age
• you go
• you have fun
• you dress up
• you get that candy

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bennyslegs:

unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time

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